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New Yard Sale style on Millsberry
Sun May 02, 2010 12:48 pm by Penopymom
Does anybody like the new yard sale style from Millsberry? I sure do. There was so many rare items for cheap on the 1st day. Now I will get lucky if I find anything more than 300k!
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Post Your Pet Rooms!!!
Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:46 pm by trixtricks
So Guys The Pet Rooms Post Yours Here Tell Pm Me If You Need Help!
Here Is Mine (not done yet i need to add 3 more items but this is it so far!!!)
Here Is Mine (not done yet i need to add 3 more items but this is it so far!!!)
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woman who loves a fish
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woman who loves a fish
by kaspersky Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:52 pm
Once-upon-a-time, there was a
young woman who fell in love with a fish. This caused her
parents some embarrassment when they went to church. When
her father had found out he screamed "What do you
mean she's dating a fish!".
"He's not an ordinary fish
dear, he's one of those anthropomorphic fish, the kind
that talk and take on human characteristics"
"Does he have a job?"
"Well no, but he reads a
lot, and he's very polite. He's really a very nice boy
dear."
"He's an unemployed
fish!"
"Whatever."
Eventually the young woman began
to grow unsatisfied with the lack of sex in the
relationship. She was also getting tired of him staying
home all day and reading while she worked all day. The
young woman decided to go to the witch who lived in the
forest, and ask her to turn her fish into a man. So she
took the fish to the witch.
"Well let's see here."
the witch said, looking at the fish "Very nice fish
you got here, nice coloring. I'll take it, now what do
you want?" she asked the young woman.
"This fish and I have
fallen in love and I want you to turn him into a
man." the young woman replied.
"Is this true?" the
witch asked the fish.
"Yes ma'am" smiled the
fish.
"Did I do this?" the
witch asked the young woman.
"No, he was always a
fish"
"No, what I mean is did I
make you fall in love with the fish? I have a few drinks
now and then, and the next thing you know whole weeks are
blacked out." the witch said.
"I don't think so."
the young woman said.
"O.k., so if I turn this
fish into a man, you go home with a man, and I get to
keep the fish?"
"If you turn the fish into
a man, then there won't be a fish for you to keep, unless
I'm missing something here." said the young woman
with a quizzical look on her face.
"So we need to arrange
another method of payment then?" asked the witch.
"I think so."
"Well o.k., did you bring
any money dear?"
"I'm afraid I'm just a poor
farm girl with no material possessions."
"I'll change the fish into
a man after you have worked for me for a year."------------------custom neon sign
business opportunity
young woman who fell in love with a fish. This caused her
parents some embarrassment when they went to church. When
her father had found out he screamed "What do you
mean she's dating a fish!".
"He's not an ordinary fish
dear, he's one of those anthropomorphic fish, the kind
that talk and take on human characteristics"
"Does he have a job?"
"Well no, but he reads a
lot, and he's very polite. He's really a very nice boy
dear."
"He's an unemployed
fish!"
"Whatever."
Eventually the young woman began
to grow unsatisfied with the lack of sex in the
relationship. She was also getting tired of him staying
home all day and reading while she worked all day. The
young woman decided to go to the witch who lived in the
forest, and ask her to turn her fish into a man. So she
took the fish to the witch.
"Well let's see here."
the witch said, looking at the fish "Very nice fish
you got here, nice coloring. I'll take it, now what do
you want?" she asked the young woman.
"This fish and I have
fallen in love and I want you to turn him into a
man." the young woman replied.
"Is this true?" the
witch asked the fish.
"Yes ma'am" smiled the
fish.
"Did I do this?" the
witch asked the young woman.
"No, he was always a
fish"
"No, what I mean is did I
make you fall in love with the fish? I have a few drinks
now and then, and the next thing you know whole weeks are
blacked out." the witch said.
"I don't think so."
the young woman said.
"O.k., so if I turn this
fish into a man, you go home with a man, and I get to
keep the fish?"
"If you turn the fish into
a man, then there won't be a fish for you to keep, unless
I'm missing something here." said the young woman
with a quizzical look on her face.
"So we need to arrange
another method of payment then?" asked the witch.
"I think so."
"Well o.k., did you bring
any money dear?"
"I'm afraid I'm just a poor
farm girl with no material possessions."
"I'll change the fish into
a man after you have worked for me for a year."------------------custom neon sign
business opportunity
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